“I just took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100% that… guy who needs another beer.”
Part of the 54 Bar Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
51 Bar Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin Boom” Edition
In 2017, the bar was divided into two groups: people trying to ex...read more »
55 Bar Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & ChatGPT” Edition
In 2023, the bar was the ultimate cultural crossroads. You had gr...read more »
55 Bar Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom Bar” Edition
In 2020, the bar moved from the corner of the street to the corne...read more »
2025 Classic: The ChatGPT-6
"I asked the AI to tell me a joke." "What did it say?" "It said:...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Ice Cube
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The Mushroom Character
Why fungi are always the life of the party.A mushroom walks into ...read more »
2024 Classic: The Moscow Mule
The copper mug remains the most stable element in the universe.P...read more »
69 Bar Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes Store” Edition
In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Mars Colonial
A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »
2025 Vintage: The No-Filter Friday
A bar bans all AR glasses for one night. Everyone looks terrifie...read more »
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2025 Vintage: The Smart Stool
The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »
The Panda Order
A lesson in why punctuation matters in nature.A panda walks into ...read more »
74 Bar Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod Era” Edition
In 2001, the bar atmosphere changed. The Y2K fear was gone, repla...read more »
The C, Eb, and G
Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I am listening... and I am laughing.
The coolest joke in the zip code.
Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
A classic from the Spanish web too!