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2019 Legacy: The Lizzo

 “I just took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100% that… guy who needs another beer.”

Part of the 54 Bar Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

51 Bar Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin Boom” Edition
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55 Bar Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom Bar” Edition
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2025 Classic: The ChatGPT-6
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2024 Legacy: The Ice Cube
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69 Bar Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes Store” Edition
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2025 Classic: The Mars Colonial
 A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Frasier_Crane03/29/2012 20:49I am listening... and I am laughing.
@Beverly_Hills_9021012/21/2001 09:31The coolest joke in the zip code.
@Cipher_Steak08/02/1996 09:26Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
@Sum41_Skater03/20/1997 10:58In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
@Get_Flash_Player10/28/2010 05:31Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
@Tuenti_Specialist04/03/1996 23:35A classic from the Spanish web too!

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