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Why did the moon go to the bank? To change its “quarters.”

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

They were acting odd.read more »

Because she will let it go.read more »

In case he got a hole in one.read more »

Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »

The students were too bright.read more »

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: In case he go...read more »

Q: Why did the coffee go to the police? A: To report a mugging!read more »

Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »

Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »

Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »

Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich? Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwi...read more »

Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop? A: No luggage, ...read more »

Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot! Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »

The new decade kicked off with a bang in 2010. While the world wa...read more »

@X-Files_Spooky09/09/2015 00:23I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.

@MIRC_Ghost04/14/2011 07:06Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!

@Hattori_Hanzo_S09/25/2014 02:03I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.

@Pretty_In_Pink01/19/2006 21:14Classic 80s humor. Love it.

@Rick_Roller_0708/30/2013 08:01Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!

@Bebo_Lover_0504/18/2005 19:17Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!

@David_After_Dent06/18/2013 01:29Is this real life? Or is it just funny?

@Retweet_King09/17/2011 22:35RT if you think this is funny!