Why did the moon go to the party? It was “beaming” with pride.
Part of the 59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Restaurant Server: Do you want a...
Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers?
Dad: No...read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 "Superpower" Edition
In 2008, the world was going "super." While everyone was busy wat...read more »
47 Original Dad Jokes: The 2010 "Instagrammatic" Edition
The new decade kicked off with a bang in 2010. While the world wa...read more »
56 Original Dad Jokes: The 2002 Flip-Phone Edition
By 2002, the world was moving faster than ever. While everyone wa...read more »
Dad: Is anyone here capable of...
Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »
Why did the computer catch a cold?
It left its Windows open.read more »
Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid:...
Dad: What’s this vegetable called?
Kid: An artichoke.
Dad: Well...read more »
Kid: Did you get a haircut?...
Kid: Did you get a haircut?
Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.read more »
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61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition
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Standard classic. Never gets old.
DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!
Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
I love gold! And I love this joke!
I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.