Why did the moon go to the bank? To change its “quarters.”
Part of the 55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreen” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
The last city on Earth loves this one!
It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.
3D laughs are the best!
I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
My mind is blown by how funny this is.