Why did the star go to school? It wanted to be “bright.”
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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Better than 16-bit graphics!
This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
Totally gnarly humor, dude!
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).
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