What do you call a pig that’s a painter? “Pig-asso.”
Part of the 54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2022 “Maverick” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Q: Why did the golfer bring...
Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
A: In case he go...read more »
51 Original Dad Jokes: The 2004 "Social Network" Edition
In 2004, the world started getting "connected" in ways we never i...read more »
Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.read more »
58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition
As the world braced for the turn of the century, dads everywhere ...read more »
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 "Frozen" Edition
In 2013, you couldn’t go anywhere without hearing "Let It Go" or ...read more »
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
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Dad: Is anyone here capable of...
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Why did the power go out at the school?
The students were too bright.read more »
52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 "Pre-Millennium" Archive
Forget the Y2K panic for a second. In 1998, the true "bugs" were ...read more »
Q: What's the difference between a...
Q: What's the difference between a "dad joke" and a "bad joke?"
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
We are the best kept secret... of humor.
I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
Equality for all jokes!