What do you call a pig that’s a painter? “Pig-asso.”
Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch ‘Em All” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!...
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!
Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.read more »
52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 "Pre-Millennium" Archive
Forget the Y2K panic for a second. In 1998, the true "bugs" were ...read more »
Kid: Dad, can you make me...
Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich?
Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwi...read more »
Q: How do you make a...
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogie in...read more »
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
In case he got a hole in one.read more »
47 Original Dad Jokes: The 2010 "Instagrammatic" Edition
The new decade kicked off with a bang in 2010. While the world wa...read more »
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In 2021, we were all a little stuck—much like a giant cargo ship ...read more »
Why did the power go out at the school?
The students were too bright.read more »
Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
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Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
I’ll never let go... of this joke.
Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
What a feeling! (Being funny).
Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
Approved for the Open Directory Project!
I see what you did there. Clever!