What do you call a pig that’s a genius? “Ham-stein.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Q: Why did the coffee go...
Q: Why did the coffee go to the police?
A: To report a mugging!read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
54 Essential Dad Jokes: The 1997 "Titanic" Edition
Welcome to 1997. If you weren't busy trying to keep your Tamagotc...read more »
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2025 "Final Frontier" Edition
We have reached 2025—the future is officially now. While the worl...read more »
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive
The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »
Why Did The Tomato Blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »
Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
They were acting odd.read more »
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Kid: Did you get a haircut?...
Kid: Did you get a haircut?
Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »
Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition
As the world braced for the turn of the century, dads everywhere ...read more »
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