What do you call a hill that’s always tired? “Slope-y.”
Part of the 63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »
Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid:...
Dad: What’s this vegetable called?
Kid: An artichoke.
Dad: Well...read more »
Kid: What time is it? Dad:...
Kid: What time is it?
Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »
Kid: Dad, how do I look?...
Kid: Dad, how do I look?
Dad: With your eyes.read more »
51 Original Dad Jokes: The 2004 "Social Network" Edition
In 2004, the world started getting "connected" in ways we never i...read more »
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
Q: Why did the golfer bring...
Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
A: In case he go...read more »
Q: What's the difference between a...
Q: What's the difference between a "dad joke" and a "bad joke?"
...read more »
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Kid: I had a thought. Dad:...
Kid: I had a thought.
Dad: I thought I smelled something burning...read more »
Q: What’s the difference between a...
Q: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A: One is ...read more »
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.read more »
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Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!