What do you call a mountain that’s a singer? “Adele-pine.” (Early pun!)
Part of the 54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2006 “Wii-mote” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the invisible man turn down the job?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
Kid: Can you put my shoes...
Kid: Can you put my shoes on?
Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »
Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.read more »
Q: Why is Peter Pan always...
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he Neverlands!read more »
Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid:...
Dad: What’s this vegetable called?
Kid: An artichoke.
Dad: Well...read more »
Q: What did the photon say...
Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop?
A: No luggage, ...read more »
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
Q: Where do penguins keep their...
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snowbank!read more »
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.read more »
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54 Essential Dad Jokes: The 1997 "Titanic" Edition
Welcome to 1997. If you weren't busy trying to keep your Tamagotc...read more »
Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry,...
Kid: I’m hungry.
Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
Kid: What time is it? Dad:...
Kid: What time is it?
Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »
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Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
By the gods, this is a funny one!
I see funny people... everywhere!
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!
My mind is blown by how funny this is.
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