What do you call a mountain that’s a genius? “Smart-y-horn.”
Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 “Tube-ular” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the computer catch a cold?
It left its Windows open.read more »
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.read more »
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.read more »
Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry,...
Kid: I’m hungry.
Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »
Why did the book join the police?
It wanted to go undercover.read more »
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2009 "Cloudy" Edition
In 2009, the world was changing. While everyone was busy creating...read more »
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Kid: What’s that? Dad: It’s a...
Kid: What’s that?
Dad: It’s a henweigh.
Kid: What’s a henweigh?...read more »
Q: Why is Peter Pan always...
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he Neverlands!read more »
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
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The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
We are riders! On a mission to laugh!
I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!
Me Gusta this joke. Very much.