2008 Archive: The Little Frog

What do you call a frog that’s a pilot? A “fly-catcher.”

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »

Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall? A...read more »

Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »

In 2020, the world went indoors. While the kids were learning via...read more »

Q: Why did that new restaurant on the moon close after a few mont...read more »

It was two tired.read more »

In 2012, everyone was checking their Mayan calendars and wonderin...read more »

In 2013, you couldn’t go anywhere without hearing "Let It Go" or ...read more »

He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »

The new decade kicked off with a bang in 2010. While the world wa...read more »

Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »

Kid: What’s that? Dad: It’s a henweigh. Kid: What’s a henweigh?...read more »

He was outstanding in his field.read more »

Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich? Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwi...read more »

@Lycos_Dog08/19/1997 21:07Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!

@QuickTime_Viewer08/14/2013 11:07Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!

@Heathers_Winona08/24/2002 10:38Greetings and salutations! Very funny.

@Scumbag_Steve_X08/22/2013 17:19Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.

@Y_U_NO_Laugh09/16/2005 10:18Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?

@Digg_Submitter_0508/29/2004 02:27Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!

@Trogdor_Burn01/02/2012 17:51Burninating the countryside with laughter!

@iPhone_User_0711/02/2011 00:51There’s an app for that? No, just this site!