What do you call a dog that’s a genius? A “smart-ie” spaniel.
Part of the 57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 “The Dress” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.read more »
Kid: Can you put my shoes...
Kid: Can you put my shoes on?
Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »
Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »
What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition
As the world braced for the turn of the century, dads everywhere ...read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 "Superpower" Edition
In 2008, the world was going "super." While everyone was busy wat...read more »
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
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56 Original Dad Jokes: The 2002 Flip-Phone Edition
By 2002, the world was moving faster than ever. While everyone wa...read more »
Kid: What time is it? Dad:...
Kid: What time is it?
Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
Q: Why did the coffee go...
Q: Why did the coffee go to the police?
A: To report a mugging!read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
Alrighty then! Super funny.
DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!
I see funny people... everywhere!
Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
What a feeling! (Being funny).
This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.
Succeeding you, father... in laughing!
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