Why was the cloud so happy? It was “mist” in its own thoughts.
Part of the 63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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What is the deal with these funny jokes?
Finding the patterns in the humor.
Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
We created a monster... of a joke!
Go, go, go! More jokes!
Brutally funny! Keep them coming.
Is this real life? Or is it just funny?
Actually, it IS a cool story!