What kind of bird can’t fly? A jail-bird.
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Better than a headshot in Complex!
Bid 10/10 for this humor!
The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
Are you ready?! (For this joke).
At least I have my jokes to keep me company.
Not bad. Not bad at all.