What do you call a bee that’s a professional singer? A “hum-singer.”
Part of the 43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 “Old Town Road” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
Q: What’s the difference between a...
Q: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A: One is ...read more »
62 Original Dad Jokes: The 2011 "Blocky" Edition
In 2011, the world became a bit more "pixelated" thanks to the of...read more »
Q: How do you make a...
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogie in...read more »
Restaurant Server: Do you want a...
Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers?
Dad: No...read more »
58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition
As the world braced for the turn of the century, dads everywhere ...read more »
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Q: Where do penguins keep their...
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snowbank!read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 "Gotta Catch 'Em All" Edition
In 2016, the world moved outside—but everyone was still looking a...read more »
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52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 "Pre-Millennium" Archive
Forget the Y2K panic for a second. In 1998, the true "bugs" were ...read more »
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition
The new millennium was in full swing by 2001. While the world was...read more »
Kid: Dad, have you listened to...
Kid: Dad, have you listened to a word I've said?
Dad: What an od...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
I see funny people... everywhere!
Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
The future is laughing at us.
Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
What a feeling! (Being funny).
Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!
Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!