What do you call a bee that’s a great singer? A “hum-dinger.”
Part of the 46 Original Dad Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: Dad, have you listened to...
Kid: Dad, have you listened to a word I've said?
Dad: What an od...read more »
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.read more »
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.read more »
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.read more »
52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 "Pre-Millennium" Archive
Forget the Y2K panic for a second. In 1998, the true "bugs" were ...read more »
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »
43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 "Old Town Road" Edition
In 2019, the world was taking its horse to the "Old Town Road" un...read more »
54 Essential Dad Jokes: The 1997 "Titanic" Edition
Welcome to 1997. If you weren't busy trying to keep your Tamagotc...read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 "Frozen" Edition
In 2013, you couldn’t go anywhere without hearing "Let It Go" or ...read more »
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
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I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
Transferring laughs at high speeds.
His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
Actually, it IS a cool story!