2025 Archive: The Little Ant

What do you call an ant that’s a coder? A “soft-ant-ware” engineer.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt? A: It’s a big waist ...read more »

Because he Neverlands.read more »

He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »

It was two tired.read more »

Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot! Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »

In 2006, the living room changed forever. While the kids were acc...read more »

Because she will let it go.read more »

In 2008, the world was going "super." While everyone was busy wat...read more »

Q: Where do penguins keep their money? A: In a snowbank!read more »

He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »

Kid: Can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »

Kid: Dad, how do I look? Dad: With your eyes.read more »

Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid: An artichoke. Dad: Well...read more »

It lost all its contacts.read more »

@OfficeWorker_9908/24/2002 15:00I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!

@Fight_Club_Member12/02/2000 23:50I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.

@American_Psycho_P02/27/2000 19:47I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.

@Daria_Morg05/25/2014 02:03My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.

@Construction_Dig03/09/2015 23:57Still digging for more humor!

@Leeroy_Jenkins08/05/2007 20:22At least I have chicken... and this joke!

@Cool_Story_Bro03/19/2006 05:57Actually, it IS a cool story!

@Hat_Tip_Sir11/23/1998 04:59M’lady... this joke is superb.