What do you call an ant that’s a doctor? An “ant-i-biotic.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 "Tube-ular" Edition
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Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
Kid: What’s that? Dad: It’s a...
Kid: What’s that?
Dad: It’s a henweigh.
Kid: What’s a henweigh?...read more »
Q: Why is Peter Pan always...
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he Neverlands!read more »
Q: What's the difference between a...
Q: What's the difference between a "dad joke" and a "bad joke?"
...read more »
Why did the power go out at the school?
The students were too bright.read more »
Q: Why did the coffee go...
Q: Why did the coffee go to the police?
A: To report a mugging!read more »
Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »
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Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.read more »
59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 "Frozen" Edition
In 2013, you couldn’t go anywhere without hearing "Let It Go" or ...read more »
Q: What did the photon say...
Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop?
A: No luggage, ...read more »
62 Original Dad Jokes: The 2011 "Blocky" Edition
In 2011, the world became a bit more "pixelated" thanks to the of...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
The cat is just sitting there laughing!
Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!
Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!