What do you call an ant that’s a doctor? An “ant-i-dote.”
Part of the 43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 “Old Town Road” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »
Q: Where do penguins keep their...
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snowbank!read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Why did the computer catch a cold?
It left its Windows open.read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2003 "Finding Nemo" Edition
By 2003, the 21st century was starting to feel like home. While t...read more »
47 Original Dad Jokes: The 2010 "Instagrammatic" Edition
The new decade kicked off with a bang in 2010. While the world wa...read more »
Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid:...
Dad: What’s this vegetable called?
Kid: An artichoke.
Dad: Well...read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 "Gotta Catch 'Em All" Edition
In 2016, the world moved outside—but everyone was still looking a...read more »
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
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The year 2007 changed everything. While the world was busy trying...read more »
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61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
Slaying the competition with these jokes.
With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!