2008 Archive: The Little Ant

What do you call an ant that’s a doctor? An “ant-i-dote.”

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

It wanted to go undercover.read more »

Kid: Dad, how do I look? Dad: With your eyes.read more »

In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »

Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »

Because then it would be a foot.read more »

Because the students were too bright.read more »

They wear snow caps.read more »

Q: What's the difference between a "dad joke" and a "bad joke?" ...read more »

In 2005, the digital landscape changed forever with the launch of...read more »

Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »

Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »

In 2017, everyone was spinning. While kids were mastering finger ...read more »

Q: Why did that new restaurant on the moon close after a few mont...read more »

Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »

@Zelda_Link04/02/2002 09:33It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.

@Discman_Skipper12/01/2011 06:54Laughed so hard my CD skipped.

@Independence_Day07/08/2005 02:25Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.

@Malware_Hunter09/19/2011 23:45Scanning... Laughs detected!

@Jordan_Fan_2312/25/1996 13:20Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!

@Limp_Bizkit_Fan02/25/2014 08:53Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!

@Goosebumps_Kid05/17/2003 06:14Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!