2000 Vintage: The Linkin Park

“In the end, it doesn’t even matter.” That’s my husband’s philosophy whenever I ask him to match his socks.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

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@Nokia_Snake_Champ04/05/1998 17:19Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!

@Duke_Nukem_Fan12/13/2008 00:36I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.

@Jordan_Fan_2312/06/2008 07:51Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!

@Jackass_Johnny08/27/2015 18:09Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!

@Sixteen_Candles09/04/2008 14:19I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!

@Zoolander_Mug01/22/1999 19:10I’m a merman! A merman laughing!

@Cal_Naughton_Jr03/15/2008 21:26The magic man... is laughing!

@Grammar_Nazi_9902/27/1995 07:15Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!