Why was the cooler full of “Ice” beers in 1995? Because the marketing convinced us that if the beer was “Ice-brewed,” it was technically a health drink for the summer heat.
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/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
This joke is very shagadelic, man!
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!