A guy walks into a library and asks for a book on “Suicide.” The librarian looks at him and says, “Forget it, you won’t bring it back.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 1995 “Fax-Lore & Smoking Room” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You got it, dude! Hilarious.
The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
... (Laughter in silence).
At least I have chicken... and this joke!