Why did the lawyer sue the library? For having “Free E-books” that devalued his “Billable Research.”
Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2021 “NFTs & Stuck Ships” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Joker 2 Suit
A lawyer represented Harley Quinn to sue the Joker for "failure ...read more »
52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom Court & Force Majeure” Edition
In 2020, the legal world went remote. It was the year of the "Vir...read more »
44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2003 “iTunes & Da Vinci Code” Edition
In 2003, the legal world was obsessed with "Digital Rights Manage...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Bio-Metric Jury
A lawyer rejected a juror because the AI predicted their "honest...read more »
The Truth in Court
Navigating the fine line between the facts and the win.A lawyer a...read more »
46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2001 “Shredders & Shell Companies” Edition
In 2001, the "Dot-com" party was officially over, replaced by the...read more »
51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2022 “ChatGPT & Blue Checkmark” Edition
In 2022, "Artificial Intelligence" became "Legal Assistance." It ...read more »
The Retainer Fee
The upfront cost of a good (or bad) defense.My lawyer told me my ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Human Surcharge
Why did the lawyer increase his fee? He added a 20% "Organic Int...read more »
47 Lawyer Jokes: The 1997 “Dancing Baby & Billable Minutes” Edition
In 1997, the legal profession discovered its "cool" side thanks t...read more »
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The Shark Protection
Professional courtesy exists even in the deepest parts of the oce...read more »
The Two Hearts
Medical anomalies found only in the courtroom.A lawyer was in a c...read more »
The Devil's Contract
Reading the fine print of an eternal agreement.The Devil told a l...read more »
51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & The Patent Wars” Edition
In 2011, the legal world realized that everything you say can and...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
Silently laughing in the snow.
Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
Waddle on over and read this!
HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!
Saving the best laugh for last!