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2007 Vintage: The Library

 Why did the lawyer sue the library? For having “Free Books” that competed with his “Paid Advice.”

Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & Smart Billing” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SoundBlaster_1609/25/2003 17:03I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
@Mean_Girls_Regina07/07/2013 09:34Get in loser, we are going laughing!
@Jesus_Quintana05/26/2007 18:03Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
@CatDog_Alone03/17/1999 05:14One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
@Rocket_Power_9903/08/2004 17:54We are riders! On a mission to laugh!
@Captain_Obvious09/05/1998 11:51This is a comment on a funny joke.
@True_Story_Neil06/19/1995 11:59True story! I was there!

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