2004 Archive: The Library

Why did the lawyer sue the dictionary? For listing “Integrity” before “Invoice.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Napster_Leech03/03/1999 03:41Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!

@CRT_Degauss09/15/2009 23:21BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.

@Bluetooth_Bot03/20/2002 18:01Pairing... Connected... Laughing!

@Cyber_Security_X03/24/1999 05:28Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!

@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo02/25/2015 13:52Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.

@Transformers_OP09/26/2004 03:14Jokes are more than meets the eye!

@Chocolate_Rain07/14/2002 11:54I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.