2002 Classic: The Library

Why did the lawyer sue the dictionary? For defining “Justice” without mentioning “Legal Fees” in the first paragraph.

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@Encarta_User10/06/2003 19:15I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.

@QuickTime_Viewer03/04/2000 07:22Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!

@Runescape_Noob11/11/2012 23:41Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!

@Annoying_Orange05/19/1996 06:54Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!

@Captain_Obvious02/27/2010 09:18This is a comment on a funny joke.