2018 Classic: The Librarian

“Darkness is the original wireless connection.”

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

How many orthopedic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?...read more »

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. T...read more »

How many bassists does it take to change a light bulb? None. The ...read more »

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. Th...read more »

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. She ho...read more »

How many brunettes does it take to change a light bulb? Three. On...read more »

How many philosophers does it take to change a light bulb? None. ...read more »

How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb? One. He...read more »

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. On...read more »

In 2007, the world changed with a single "pinch to zoom." Steve J...read more »

In 2003, the world actually went dark during the Northeast Blacko...read more »

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? None. T...read more »

How many Brits does it take to change a light bulb? None. They ju...read more »

How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Th...read more »

@Y2K_Bug_Hunter10/29/2003 21:31The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!

@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam05/09/2003 01:54I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!

@Gogo_Yubari_Ball03/08/2015 14:47Deadly funny! Watch out!

@Jordan_Fan_2309/16/1999 10:19Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!

@Mini_Me_Rocks11/10/1999 22:17... (Laughter in silence).