2015 Legacy: The Lettuce

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce in, Jurassic World is about to start!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Justin. / Justin who? / Justin ti...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door...read more »

In 1996, as the internet started to crawl into our homes via nois...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »

In 2024, we were all "working late 'cause we're singers" and navi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel wo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind ...read more »

In 2021, we were all playing games—some for a piggy bank full of ...read more »

In 2004, the social landscape changed forever. From the launch of...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in? ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »

@AOL_Surfer10/10/2010 00:35You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!

@Internet_Explorer_306/08/1997 22:56Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!

@Harry_Potter_0103/02/2011 10:31Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!

@Hanson_Fan_9712/06/2013 14:21Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!

@Gnutella_User08/14/1997 01:19Peer-to-peer laughing!

@Tony_Hawk_Pro07/15/2013 03:30Just landed a 900 while reading this!

@Cow_And_Chicken10/03/1997 16:20Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!

@Jackie_Chan_Wut06/18/2005 21:29My mind is blown by how funny this is.

@Mobile_Web_0101/13/1995 21:46Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!