2004 Archive: The Lettuce

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce in, Lost is starting on TV!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2018, we were all asking "Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good." It...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto know bet...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind ...read more »

In 2017, we were all spinning circles—literally. From the Fidget ...read more »

In 1997, the world was changing fast. We were mourning icons, wat...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange yo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you'...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting for...read more »

In 1996, as the internet started to crawl into our homes via nois...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey won't...read more »

@Zip_Drive_Owner08/05/2015 10:31Click of death? No, click of laughter!

@Hey_Arnold_Fan03/17/2007 14:09Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!

@Footloose_Ren11/19/2004 14:48Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!

@Philosoraptor_X05/25/2013 08:12If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?

@Blink_Tag_User01/01/1997 11:51<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>

@Best_Viewed_IE401/05/2014 10:26Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!