Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce in, we’re missing The Simpsons!
Part of the 42 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
Brutally funny! Keep them coming.