1995 Archive: The Lettuce

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help ...read more »

In 2015, the Force finally awakened. It was the year we all start...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Donut. / Donut who? / Donut ask, ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mus...read more »

In 2008, the world of entertainment and technology shifted gears....read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Link. / Link who? / Link your bra...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? /...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel wo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey won't...read more »

In 2024, we were all "working late 'cause we're singers" and navi...read more »

@Sid_Meier_Fan05/28/2015 21:56Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.

@Shrek_Ogrelord06/20/2011 16:01Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!

@Simpson_Quotes10/28/2002 23:32D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?

@Broadband_Newbie02/04/2001 09:06Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!

@Starship_Troopers05/23/2006 18:28I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).

@Animorphs_X07/29/1996 11:16I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!

@Old_School_Frank05/16/2000 06:10We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!

@David_After_Dent05/07/2009 16:09Is this real life? Or is it just funny?