It’s a catchy song, but it’s also a terrifying look at a corporate dystopia where everyone wears the same pants. 10/10.
Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The 2014 Viral Freeze archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
Back when the internet was simple and funny.
Posting this to my own wall right now!