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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2013, if you didn't take a picture with your drink, it was lik...read more »

"The weather report for November."Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The ...read more »

In 2011, you couldn't escape the "Hipster" takeover. Bars started...read more »

A linguistic twist on a familiar scene.A dyslexic man walks into ...read more »

A lesson in why punctuation matters in nature.A panda walks into ...read more »

In 2014, the bar was a place where you didn't just drink—ids you ...read more »

The most iconic setup in the history of American pubs.A horse wal...read more »

A guy walks in and starts a conversation without checking his ph...read more »

"I asked the AI to tell me a joke." "What did it say?" "It said:...read more »

In 2004, bar conversations started to shift. Instead of settled b...read more »

In 2017, the bar was divided into two groups: people trying to ex...read more »

A guy puts his phone on the bar and tells the AI, "Hey, describe...read more »

A musical misunderstanding with a furry twist.A guy walks into a ...read more »

Why pauses are important in conversation.A bear walks into a bar ...read more »

@Zoolander_Blue06/10/2015 00:36Is there more to life than being really, really funny?

@AOL_Instant_Msg09/03/2014 22:54I just set this as my away message. Classic!

@Antivirus_Pro10/29/1999 16:23No viruses here, just good vibes.

@Jesus_Quintana03/08/2010 22:27Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).

@Charlie_Unicorn02/16/2014 07:16We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!

@Heh_Heh_Heh_Cat02/12/2001 20:12Heh heh heh. Good one.