What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A “pouch” potato.
Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
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Because she will let it go.read more »
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Q: Why is Peter Pan always...
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A: Because he Neverlands!read more »
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Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!
Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.