Why did the garage door open? Because Larry and Sergey realized that a clean white page and a search bar were more powerful than every “Portal” in existence. Suddenly, we didn’t have to remember anything ever again.
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Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
May I suggest another joke, sir?
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