Why was the “Great Firewall” getting a search engine? Because China decided they needed their own way to find things on the web, starting a tech giant that would eventually know what everyone in Beijing had for lunch.
Part of the 34 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2000 “New Dawn & DualShock” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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You got it, dude! Hilarious.
Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
We are the best kept secret... of humor.
Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
We’re better than you, and we know it!
True friendship is sharing a good joke.
Way better than the Prodigy boards!
This joke is an Epic Win!
The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.