2002 Classic: The Last Call

“Last call for 2002! Go home and watch your DVDs!”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A guy walks in with zero-gravity hair and says, "The Guinness po...read more »

A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »

In 2021, the bar scene was a mix of "Welcome Back" parties and "D...read more »

In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »

A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »

In 1999, every night at the bar felt like the last night on Earth...read more »

A woman with a mechanical arm and face paint orders a "V8" cockt...read more »

Science meets the social scene in this high-IQ hit.A neutron walk...read more »

A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »

In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »

In 2004, bar conversations started to shift. Instead of settled b...read more »

In 2011, you couldn't escape the "Hipster" takeover. Bars started...read more »

In 2025, the bar is the only place left where you can be sure the...read more »

When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »

@Netscape_Ninja01/21/1997 20:14Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.

@SpiderMan_Tobey03/13/2004 21:15With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.

@Dial_Up_King10/08/2012 21:43Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.

@Nice_Guy_Eddie10/31/2000 21:11Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!

@Bill_Nye_Fan01/15/2005 15:45Science rules! But jokes are a close second.

@Orkut_Member_9904/27/2011 15:13A fan from Brazil! Great humor!