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1999 Archive: The Laptop Battery

 Why is a 1999 laptop battery like a middle-aged man? It claims to last for hours, but it’s done in fifteen minutes and needs a long recharge.

Part of the 56 Adult Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic & Pie-Frenzy” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AOL_Surfer07/25/2006 04:55You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
@Pikachu_Fan_8810/22/2002 23:01Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
@Beverly_Hills_9021011/03/1996 08:08The coolest joke in the zip code.
@Zoolander_Derek10/26/1995 22:48What is this? A joke for ants?
@Hamster_Dance_X06/12/2012 05:00Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!
@Woman_Yelling_C08/05/2012 19:39The cat is just sitting there laughing!
@Illidan_Blind07/06/1998 12:20I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!
@Mobile_Web_0106/13/2012 04:59Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!

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