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2022 Vintage: The Lab Rat (22 Edition)

 Why did scientists use lawyers for an “AI Bias” study? Because the lawyers tried to sue the AI for “unfair competition in the field of lying.”

Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2022 “ChatGPT & Blue Checkmark” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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