Why did scientists use lawyers for a “Fake News” study? Because the lawyers were the only ones who could make a lie sound like a “statutory interpretation.”
Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2017 “Alternative Facts & Battle Royales” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1995 “Briefcase & Billable Hours” Edition
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46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2013 “Vine Loops & Wall Street Wolves” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
That was intense... and funny!
We’re better than you, and we know it!
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.
Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.
Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.
This joke is an Epic Win!