2003 Vintage: The Lab Rat (03 Edition)

Why did scientists use lawyers for a “Copyright” study? Because the lawyers tried to copyright the maze before they even finished the experiment.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Making sure the family gets their fair share... of the bill.Where...read more »

In 2009, "disruption" became the favorite word of people who didn...read more »

Time is money, especially when it’s someone else’s time.A lawyer ...read more »

Yellow paper and the golden dreams of a partner.Why do lawyers we...read more »

In 2007, the world went "Smart," and the legal profession went "M...read more »

Why was the AI promoted to Senior Partner? Because it was the on...read more »

The intern was happy. He was told he was a "Bio-Logic Validator,...read more »

A lawyer used the headset to see a "truth-meter" over the witnes...read more »

In 2011, the legal world realized that everything you say can and...read more »

Competition is the soul of the legal profession.A town with one l...read more »

Twelve people picked to decide who has the better suit.A jury con...read more »

In 2008, the "Smart" world met the "Stupid" economy. Lawyers shif...read more »

In 2014, the legal world realized that "privacy" was officially a...read more »

Why did the robot associate quit? It realized that even with a p...read more »

@T9_Texter12/12/2006 21:244-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)

@DVD_Collector07/08/2012 18:00Better than the bonus features on my new discs!

@Total_Recall_Fan10/19/2000 19:05Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!

@Dale_Doback_Fan02/24/2014 07:35Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!

@Salt_Bae_Original09/19/2002 17:22Sprinkling some humor on this archive.

@Pwnage_King09/09/2001 02:53Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.

@I_See_What_You08/12/2011 13:09I see what you did there. Clever!