2012 Archive: The Kony 2012

A guy puts a poster on the bar wall. The bartender says, “I’m sure that will solve everything by next week.”

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@Married_With_Kids12/03/2006 04:40Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!

@Dorm_Room_Hero07/22/1995 16:39My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!

@Judge_Dredd_Law05/08/2010 01:48I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.

@Nice_Guy_Eddie01/02/1995 14:46Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!

@Marquee_Text_Fan06/03/1997 20:42<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>