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2009 Archive: The “Knock You Down”

 Keri Hilson, Kanye, and Ne-Yo. It’s like a 2009 R&B dream team.

Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The 2009 Blue-Screen Era archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Burning_CDs07/29/2011 08:31I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
@Msdos_Expert01/19/2000 16:02DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!
@SpiderMan_Peter09/08/2003 13:09My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
@Thundercats_Ho08/11/2006 23:29Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
@Ferris_Bueller08/15/2008 07:27Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
@Animated_Mail_G02/19/2008 21:08The spinning envelope told me to come here.
@Challenge_Acc06/06/1998 00:38Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!
@Keep_Calm_Fan01/01/2003 10:22Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.
@Hacktivist_Fan12/16/1999 14:55Hacking into the comedy mainframe.

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