2012 Classic: The Knee

“It hurts when I jump.” “Then stop trying to be an Olympic gymnast in your living room.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"You have a cavity." "Can I pay in 'Mind-Coins'?" "No."Part of th...read more »

"Does this machine scan for 'Digital Corruption'?" "No, just norm...read more »

The hidden costs of waking up after a long nap.I got a bill for $...read more »

A painful lesson in following the doctor's orders."Doctor, will I...read more »

When you don’t like the diagnosis, just ask for a compliment.The ...read more »

In 2020, medical humor became a survival mechanism. The world tur...read more »

In 2016, the medical world faced a new epidemic: "augmented reali...read more »

In 2010, the medical world went "flat." If you didn't have an iPa...read more »

Technology in the operating room is getting out of hand.My surgeo...read more »

A busy clinic and a patient who can’t be seen.The nurse told the ...read more »

"You're all set. See you in the next 'Firmware Update'!"Part of t...read more »

"I want to live forever." "Sure, but do you have enough 'Storage'...read more »

"Your pulse is fast." "I'm looking at my 'Longevity Score'!"Part ...read more »

I went to a 'Longevity Architect'. He told me my life is a "fixer...read more »

@Vaporwave_Original09/08/2009 16:25Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.

@Flash_Animator04/18/1998 16:37I should make a stickman movie about this.

@Ermahgerd_Girl11/10/1999 15:09ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!

@Blogger_Default07/07/2007 11:01Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".

@Leeroy_Jenkins12/27/2013 17:23At least I have chicken... and this joke!