2005 Vintage: The King Kong Suit

Why did the lawyer sue the Empire State Building? For “negligent primate management” and lack of “giant-ape-proof” railings.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Encarta_User12/23/1999 16:56I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.

@Duke_Nukem_Fan10/12/2000 05:00I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.

@Melrose_Place_Fan04/20/1998 13:51Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.

@Trinity_Matrix05/03/2015 17:42Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!

@Cow_And_Chicken04/14/2001 00:05Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!

@White_Goodman_G12/22/2012 08:42We’re better than you, and we know it!

@Ring_Member_9804/21/2006 01:41Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.

@Believe_It_Or_N11/18/1997 00:36I choose to believe it’s funny.