“Our anniversary dinner was like the movie.” “Grand and epic?” “No, it was three hours too long and involved a giant beast screaming at the waiter.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2005 “Viral Clips & Stage-5 Clingers” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
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Classic 80s humor. Love it.
All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!
Heh heh heh. Good one.