2007 Legacy: The Kindle Reader

A guy reads a digital book at the bar. The bartender says, “The lights are dim for a reason, pal.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"I'm the last one who knows how to crack an egg for a sour." "Yo...read more »

"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »

In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »

A guy brings a ring light and a microphone to the bar. "What's u...read more »

A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »

In 2024, the bar became a sanctuary from a world that felt increa...read more »

Science meets the social scene in this high-IQ hit.A neutron walk...read more »

The most famous cat in science makes an appearance.Schrödinger’s ...read more »

Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »

In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »

A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »

Why pauses are important in conversation.A bear walks into a bar ...read more »

In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »

A guy walks in and the bartender immediately hands him a tequila...read more »

@Zoolander_Blue07/11/1999 07:35Is there more to life than being really, really funny?

@Hey_Arnold_Fan04/02/1996 22:08Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!

@Better_Off_Dead11/02/1999 19:34I want my two dollars! And a laugh!

@Zoolander_Mug10/05/2007 17:20I’m a merman! A merman laughing!

@Flash_Intro_Hater09/26/2011 07:16Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!

@Shut_Up_Money01/20/2015 05:26Shut up and take my laughter!

@Cloud_Computing04/22/2008 18:17Storing my laughs in the cloud.