2004 Legacy: The Ketchup

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup who? / Ketchup with the new trends!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 1997, the world was changing fast. We were mourning icons, wat...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel wo...read more »

In 2009, we were all seeing blue—thanks to James Cameron’s A...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Link. / Link who? / Link your bra...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe...read more »

In 2006, we stopped just sitting on the couch and started swingin...read more »

In 2011, we were all watching the Royal Wedding on our screens an...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey won't...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2025. / 2025 who? / 2,025 knocks ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

In 2016, our phone batteries were constantly at 1%, but our PokéD...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine fo...read more »

@Linux_Distro_Fan06/24/2013 11:35Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.

@Simpson_Quotes01/17/2005 12:49D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?

@Hanson_Fan_9711/17/2014 00:48Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!

@Incredibles_Dash08/26/1996 13:01That was super fast and super funny!

@Memento_Guy07/12/2014 04:54Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!

@Sum41_Skater01/03/2005 17:51In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!

@Sixteen_Candles03/14/2011 21:00I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!

@Numa_Numa_Guy12/03/2012 01:30Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!

@Neopets_Trader09/07/1998 18:42Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!